Khaleesi the cat was sure she knew the entire movie trivia from the 80’s on up, so Steve the dog, created a quiz for her to solve. He said he would eat her if she didn’t get at least 60% of the questions correct, and that he would maim her if she didn’t get above 80%, otherwise he would congratulate her and commend her for her knowledge of movie trivia.
Steve provided 20 teams, and 4 names of members of those teams. The names are presented in 4 lists that numerically align, i.e. #1 on each list matches a teammate on #1 of another list. If Khaleesi can determine the team name from just the one name on the first list, she earns 4 points. If Khalessi needs a name from the first two lists, she earns 3 points. And so on, and so on… Help Khaleesi complete this quiz.
|11. Lynne Stone|
|2. Steff McKee|
|2. Andie Walsh|
|3. Lo Pan|
|11. Janey Glenn|
Do the math yourself, jerk.
In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Boundaries.”
The first time I look at the sky each morning…
Sometimes, I begin cleaning something, my car, my house, a cluttered drawer. I don’t really want to clean, and I’m probably tired from work, but when that something is truly clean again, and I realize how easy it was…
Learning how to solve a Rubik’s cube, even only halfway…
Letting your emotions completely take over, a laugh, a sob…
Hearing the thunder so loud that you feel like you’re as small as an ant with unseen giants above you…
Discovery, putting the pen to paper and creating something when you thought you were empty…
Seeing old friends and family, and smiling even though you didn’t want to moments ago…
|1.||I thought we were watching Scooby Doo.||a.||Big Daddy|
|2.||It’s a tie. That guy doesn’t count. He can’t even read.||b.||Little Nicky|
|3.||You probably don’t remember me but I went to high school with you. And I, um, kinda gave you a hard time back then, and, uh, I did some things I thought were funny at the time, and realized they were just mean and stupid. And I just called to apologize and hope you forgive me.||c.||Happy Gilmore|
|4.||Want me to wipe the leaves on your ficus tree…Pres…tone?||d.||The Wedding Singer|
|5.||Left! Left! No, Left!||e.||Big Daddy|
|6.||Hey, Peanut Butter Cups!||f.||Mr. Deeds|
|7.||We win! Group hug in the shower tonight!… or not. Or not.||g.||Billy Madison|
|8.||Good idea. School is for fools, look at me Hahaha…||h.||Mr. Deeds|
|9.||“He’s losing his mind…..And I’m reaping all the benefits. [Smiles and disappears behind curtain]||i.||50 First Dates|
|10.||Oh, well, now your back’s gonna hurt, ’cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else’s fingers hurt?….I didn’t think so.||j.||The Wedding Singer|
|11.||I’m sorry. I used to be much stronger.||k.||50 First Dates|
|12.||You’re in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!||l.||Billy Madison|
|13.||No, sir, I have no experience but I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.||m.||Mr. Deeds|
|14.||Good luck with the nipple rubbing! *- I don’t need luck, I’m good!||n.||The Wedding Singer|
|15.||Awww, he’s choking. We should leave.||o.||Happy Gilmore|
|16.||Captain Insano shows no mercy||p.||The Waterboy|
|17.||Look, forgive me. It’s just you are DROP DEAD, CRAZY GORGEOUS! So much so that I’m actually considering looking at you again before we finish up here.||q.||The Waterboy|
|18.||The were Cones!||r.||Billy Madison|
|19.||Friends listen to “Endless Love” in the dark.||s.||Happy Gilmore|
|20.||Callahan Institute is the leading brain injury clinic in the Pacific Rim. We are funded out of Sandusky Ohio by T.B. Callahan, the automotive components tycoon…||t.||Happy Gilmore|
|21.||It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips||u.||50 First Dates|
|22.||Fine! Do whatever you like. What would I Know, I’m just a doctor.||v.||Little Nicky|
|23.||I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best. I’m the worst. You’re vey good-looking. I’m not attractive.||w.||50 First Dates|
|24.||No son of mine is gonna play any foos-ball.||x.||Spanglish|
|25.||Are you staring at me or her? ‘Cause you’re starting to freak me out.||y.||The Longest Yard|
|26.||What Momma don’t know won’t hurt her.||z.||Happy Gilmore|
|27.||Hip…Hip Hop….Hip Hop anonymous?||aa.||Happy Gilmore|
|28.||Sharks are like dogs, they only bite when you touch their private parts.||ab.||Billy Madison|
|29.||It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips||ac.||Spanglish|
|30.||Knibb High football rules!||ad.||The Wedding Singer|
|31.||If you’re gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits||ae.||The Waterboy|
|32.||Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?||af.||Mr. Deeds|
This video states what I fail to convey to my friends when I watch the new Star Wars or Spider-Man Movies..
90’s Movie Quiz…Cameo appearance version.
Rules: The actor lists contains any actor who appeared in the movie (long enough to be recognized). In some cases the featured actor(s) may be omitted because it would be too easy to guess the movie. The point of this quiz is to guess the movie by the various cameo appearances it contains. Good Luck!
Actors in the movie: Dan Akroyd, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, David Spade, Jason Alexander, Sinbad, Jan Hooks, Tim Meadows, Michael Richards, Jon Lovitz
Hint: One of the themes of the movie is illegal immigration.
Actors in the movie: Natalie Portman, Jack Black, Jack Nicholson, Annette Bening, Michael J. Fox, Pierce Brosnan, Pam Grier, Sarah Jessica Parker, Jack Nicholson, Jim Brown, Glenn Close, Danny Devito
Hint: Jack Black gets owned in this sci-fi movie.
Actors in the Movie: Milla Jovovich, David Duchovny, Natalie Portman, Billy Zane, Will Ferrell, Ellen Cleghorn, Cuba Gooding Jr.
Hint: “I’m a Hand Jockey, Mama”
Actors in the Movie: Bruce Willis, Ving Rhames, Julia Sweeney, Steve Buscemi, Eric Stoltz, Harvey Keitel, Christopher Walken
Hint: (You probably don’t need one, so this one won’t be much help)
“Garcon means boy.”
Actors in the Movie: Matt Damon, Severus Snape, Chris Rock, Selma Hayek, Jason Lee, Ben Affleck, Linda Fiorentino, George Carlin, Alannis Morissette
Hint: Loki, Bartleby, Azrael
Actors in the Movie: Rob Lowe, Robert Patrick, Ione Skye, Chris Farley, Ed O’Neill (Al Bundy), Lara Flynn Boyle, Tia Carrere
Hint: (You probably got this one too) She will be mine. Oh, yes – she will be mine.
Actors in the Movie: Paul Walker, Jeff Daniels, Joan Allen, Jane Kaczmarek, Tobey Maguire, “Wendy Peffercorn” Marley Shelton, Reese Witherspoon
Hint: Black and white
Actors in the Movie: Cary Elwes, Gary Oldman, Monica Bellucci, Anthony Hopkins, Winona Ryder, Keanu Reeves
Hint: “Mina” “See me now…”
1) Coneheads 2) Mars Attacks 3) Zoolander 4) Pulp Fiction 5) Dogma 6) Wayne’s World 7) Pleasantville 8) Bram Stoker’s Dracula
90’s movie trivia (mostly 90’s)
1. If you’re reading this, you’ve gotten out. And if you’ve come this far, maybe you’re willing to come a little further. You remember the name of the town, don’t you?
2. What movie?
3. If they traced the ______ here, they may have learned who they sold them to and that would lead them back…____!
4. She thinks the ______ is the ______.
5. It’s been 84 years, and I can still smell the fresh paint. The china had never been used. The sheets had never been slept in. _______ was called the Ship of Dreams, and it was.
6. Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your ______ _____.
7. *So much for our first tour: two no-shows and one sick ___________.
**It could have been worse, John. A lot worse.
8. What movie?
9. *What is that now? Twelve hands in a row? Holliday, son of a bitch, nobody’s that lucky.
**Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker’s just not your game Ike. I know! Let’s have a _______ _______!
10. Yeah, right. And Grizzly Adams had a _____.
11. He wants to make money. You know – live in a nice house with wide windows and locks. You can’t expect him to live forever with his sister and the ______-_____ing that goes on there.
12. You know, I know this steak doesn’t exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the ______ is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize?
[Takes a bit of steak]
Ignorance is bliss.
13. Man, you know I really like Jasmine. You know that, right? Man, you are never gonna get to fly the space shuttle if you marry a ________.
14. Male Actor: What’s your new book about?
Female Actor: A detective. He falls for the wrong woman.
MA: What happens to him?
Female Actor: She ______ him.
15. What Movie?
16. * What happened? Where’d he go?
**The guy did a _____ ___ right off of the dam…right here.
17. Say ____ again. Say ____ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say ____ one more Goddamn time!
* * * * * * * * * * * *
Answers: 1. Zihuatanejo 2. Shawshank Redemption 3. (2pts) droids, home 4. (2pts) monkey, sultan 5. Titanic 6. French girls 7. Triceratops 8. Jurassic Park 9. Spelling contest 10. Beard 11. (2pts) nipple twist(ing) [from The Wedding Singer] 12. Matrix 13. Stripper 14. Kills 15. Basic Instinct 16. Peter Pan 17. What
Grades: 20-18 A, you feel me. 17-16 B, Hell yeah! 15-14 C, right? 13-12 D, you didn’t see these? 11- F, we have nothing to talk about.