Adam Sandler Movie Quote Matchup

Adam Sandler Movie Quote Matchup
Name:
Adam Sandler Movie Match
Write the letter of the correct match next to each problem.
1. I thought we were watching Scooby Doo. a. Big Daddy
2. It’s a tie. That guy doesn’t count. He can’t even read. b. Little Nicky
3. You probably don’t remember me but I went to high school with you. And I, um, kinda gave you a hard time back then, and, uh, I did some things I thought were funny at the time, and realized they were just mean and stupid. And I just called to apologize and hope you forgive me. c. Happy Gilmore
4. Want me to wipe the leaves on your ficus tree…Pres…tone? d. The Wedding Singer
5. Left! Left! No, Left! e. Big Daddy
6. Hey, Peanut Butter Cups! f. Mr. Deeds
7. We win! Group hug in the shower tonight!… or not. Or not. g. Billy Madison
8. Good idea. School is for fools, look at me Hahaha… h. Mr. Deeds
9. “He’s losing his mind…..And I’m reaping all the benefits. [Smiles and disappears behind curtain] i. 50 First Dates
10. Oh, well, now your back’s gonna hurt, ’cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else’s fingers hurt?….I didn’t think so. j. The Wedding Singer
11. I’m sorry. I used to be much stronger. k. 50 First Dates
12. You’re in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast! l. Billy Madison
13. No, sir, I have no experience but I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in. m. Mr. Deeds
14. Good luck with the nipple rubbing! *- I don’t need luck, I’m good! n. The Wedding Singer
15. Awww, he’s choking. We should leave. o. Happy Gilmore
16. Captain Insano shows no mercy p. The Waterboy
17. Look, forgive me. It’s just you are DROP DEAD, CRAZY GORGEOUS! So much so that I’m actually considering looking at you again before we finish up here. q. The Waterboy
18. The were Cones! r. Billy Madison
19. Friends listen to “Endless Love” in the dark. s. Happy Gilmore
20. Callahan Institute is the leading brain injury clinic in the Pacific Rim. We are funded out of Sandusky Ohio by T.B. Callahan, the automotive components tycoon… t. Happy Gilmore
21. It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips u. 50 First Dates
22. Fine! Do whatever you like. What would I Know, I’m just a doctor. v. Little Nicky
23. I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best. I’m the worst. You’re vey good-looking. I’m not attractive. w. 50 First Dates
24. No son of mine is gonna play any foos-ball. x. Spanglish
25. Are you staring at me or her? ‘Cause you’re starting to freak me out. y. The Longest Yard
26. What Momma don’t know won’t hurt her. z. Happy Gilmore
27. Hip…Hip Hop….Hip Hop anonymous? aa. Happy Gilmore
28. Sharks are like dogs, they only bite when you touch their private parts. ab. Billy Madison
29. It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips ac. Spanglish
30. Knibb High football rules! ad. The Wedding Singer
31. If you’re gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits ae. The Waterboy
32. Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson? af. Mr. Deeds

Truly the Way I Feel About CGI

This video states what I fail to convey to my friends when I watch the new Star Wars or Spider-Man Movies..

Why CGI Is Ruining Movies

90’s Movie Quiz…Cameo appearance version.

90’s Movie Quiz…Cameo appearance version.

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90’s Movie Quiz…Cameo appearance version.

Rules:  The actor lists contains any actor who appeared in the movie (long enough to be recognized).  In some cases the featured actor(s) may be omitted because it would be too easy to guess the movie.  The point of this quiz is to guess the movie by the various cameo appearances it contains.  Good Luck!

1)

Actors in the movie: Dan Akroyd, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, David Spade, Jason Alexander, Sinbad, Jan Hooks, Tim Meadows, Michael Richards, Jon Lovitz

What Movie?

Hint: One of the themes of the movie is illegal immigration.

2)

Actors in the movie:  Natalie Portman, Jack Black, Jack Nicholson, Annette Bening, Michael J. Fox, Pierce Brosnan, Pam Grier, Sarah Jessica Parker, Jack Nicholson, Jim Brown, Glenn Close, Danny Devito

What Movie?

Hint:  Jack Black gets owned in this sci-fi movie.

3)

Actors in the Movie:  Milla Jovovich, David Duchovny, Natalie Portman, Billy Zane, Will Ferrell, Ellen Cleghorn, Cuba Gooding Jr.

What Movie?

Hint:  “I’m a Hand Jockey, Mama”

4)

Actors in the Movie:  Bruce Willis, Ving Rhames, Julia Sweeney, Steve Buscemi, Eric Stoltz, Harvey Keitel, Christopher Walken

What Movie?

Hint:  (You probably don’t need one, so this one won’t be much help)

“Garcon means boy.”

5)

Actors in the Movie:  Matt Damon, Severus Snape, Chris Rock, Selma Hayek, Jason Lee, Ben Affleck, Linda Fiorentino, George Carlin, Alannis Morissette

What Movie?

Hint:  Loki, Bartleby, Azrael

6)

Actors in the Movie:  Rob Lowe, Robert Patrick, Ione Skye, Chris Farley, Ed O’Neill (Al Bundy), Lara Flynn Boyle, Tia Carrere

What Movie?

 

Hint:  (You probably got this one too) She will be mine. Oh, yes – she will be mine.

7)

Actors in the Movie:  Paul Walker, Jeff Daniels, Joan Allen, Jane Kaczmarek, Tobey Maguire, “Wendy Peffercorn” Marley Shelton, Reese Witherspoon

What Movie?

Hint:  Black and white

8)

Actors in the Movie:  Cary Elwes, Gary Oldman, Monica Bellucci, Anthony Hopkins, Winona Ryder, Keanu Reeves

What Movie?

Hint:  “Mina”  “See me now…”

Answers:

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1) Coneheads 2) Mars Attacks 3) Zoolander 4) Pulp Fiction 5) Dogma 6) Wayne’s World 7) Pleasantville 8) Bram Stoker’s Dracula

90’s Movie Trivia (Mostly 90’s)

90’s movie trivia (mostly 90’s)

1. If you’re reading this, you’ve gotten out. And if you’ve come this far, maybe you’re willing to come a little further. You remember the name of the town, don’t you?

Answer: ___________
2. What movie?

3. If they traced the ______ here, they may have learned who they sold them to and that would lead them back…____!

4. She thinks the ______ is the ______.

5. It’s been 84 years, and I can still smell the fresh paint. The china had never been used. The sheets had never been slept in. _______ was called the Ship of Dreams, and it was.

6. Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your ______ _____.

7. *So much for our first tour: two no-shows and one sick ___________.
**It could have been worse, John. A lot worse.
8. What movie?

9. *What is that now? Twelve hands in a row? Holliday, son of a bitch, nobody’s that lucky.
**Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker’s just not your game Ike. I know! Let’s have a _______ _______!

10. Yeah, right. And Grizzly Adams had a _____.

11. He wants to make money. You know – live in a nice house with wide windows and locks. You can’t expect him to live forever with his sister and the ______-_____ing that goes on there.

12. You know, I know this steak doesn’t exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the ______ is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize?
[Takes a bit of steak]
Ignorance is bliss.

13. Man, you know I really like Jasmine. You know that, right? Man, you are never gonna get to fly the space shuttle if you marry a ________.

14. Male Actor: What’s your new book about?
Female Actor: A detective. He falls for the wrong woman.
MA: What happens to him?
Female Actor: She ______ him.
15. What Movie?

16. * What happened? Where’d he go?

**The guy did a _____ ___ right off of the dam…right here.

17. Say ____ again. Say ____ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say ____ one more Goddamn time!

Answers Below

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Answers: 1. Zihuatanejo 2. Shawshank Redemption 3. (2pts) droids, home 4. (2pts) monkey, sultan 5. Titanic 6. French girls 7. Triceratops 8. Jurassic Park 9. Spelling contest 10. Beard 11. (2pts) nipple twist(ing) [from The Wedding Singer] 12. Matrix 13. Stripper 14. Kills 15. Basic Instinct 16. Peter Pan 17. What
Grades: 20-18 A, you feel me. 17-16 B, Hell yeah! 15-14 C, right? 13-12 D, you didn’t see these? 11- F, we have nothing to talk about.

Nerd Test

Nerd Test

Must Read, so good.
Must Read, so good.

1. Chinese girls do not have _____ ____.
2. What is an R.O.U.S.?
3. I think you weigh a little more than ___.
4. I, I, I, I, I, I, I-I, I-I-I, I….. ___ ___ ___ please.
5. Sword of Omens, give me _____ ______ _____
6. There is no _____.
7. (Sound it out) Eeyahtey Eeyahtay ________.

Kitten, Refrigerator Door, Joy

Today’s writing will be in the style of a shock jock local radio Deejay.

So, on this morning after I wiped the snot out of my eyes, I got up, Morning wood everybody, and started getting ready for work. Steve-O over there on the controls, that dude gets up early, rules of his Mom’s house, in fact he probably gets up three hours before work to brush his teeth twice, run a mile because he’s training for a triathlon in Phoenix next month, floss, clip his nails ( He refuses to get manicures, which is surprising because he looks like he was born and raised in a nail salon…the guy is so uptight I’m betting he had his sphincter surgically removed and he just uses a colostomy bag ). Me, I’m up an hour before work, which is good for me. I’m an animal, I don’t need to shave and brush my teeth daily. My teeth are strong pillars of tartar and smoke.
Anyways, I stagger, flip, somersault myself into the kitchen, I don’t know how I got there because I’m not even awake until I start driving to work and that search for coffee has begun. Steve-O drinks no caffeine I believe, him and Karen the Wednesday Workout Ninja are juicing buddies I believe. I had to make lunch today, I have a ton of leftover bbq chicken from Monday’s Dollars for Diabetes event, the Double D thing we have every year. I get all the stuff, Mayonnaise, Chicken, Bread, Red Sirracha Sauce, some garlic and I start making my sandwiches. I had one the other day, it was like Thanksgiving leftovers. It was like the American Flag was shitting hamburgers, watermelon and baseball in my mouth, that good. That’s good.
So I’m putting the condiments away in the fridge. As I close the door, I don’t notice my kitten has poked her little furry head in between the open door and the interior of the fridge. I have already begun the closing of the door, it is swinging closed, y’know I like to give the door a measured push and let the momentum close it. I’m very precise, it’s a good sturdy push but not strong enough to knock the ketchup and marinated artichoke hearts off the side racks. Anyways I’ve pushed the door, and the kitties head was right against the door, so what ensues is a good second of the door pushing the kitten along by the head, because she has tensed or something so she is allowing the door to move her entire body, she really wants to see inside the fridge. She is in the family, she knows where the food comes from, and the kitten eats French fries and tomato sauce, and caffeine, unlike Steve-O. It was like watching a glass fall off the counter from that point. I knew the end result would be the door closing I just wasn’t expecting the cat to never move, have some sense of self-preservation! But, alas the door closed quite nicely on the kitten’s head. Smoosh, the kitten’s head got sandwiched between the door and the fridge pretty gently, so I cracked up. I didn’t really see the whole thing until that moment when the door almost closed, bounced off the kitten’s head and started swinging open again.
I’m not for cruelty for animals, Shit, our station K101.4 the Fox, we have two fundraisers a year for the Humane Society, I own two dogs and three cats. But I could watch dumb animals all day long. Holy crap, it made my morning, in fact I skipped my morning crap, nah I took care of business, like Mussolini’s trains I tell ya I’m regular. I gotta say, I really enjoyed closing the refrigerator door on my kitten’s head…just thought I’d pass that along before we go to Reanna with the traffic.

Chris Pratt Hosting SNL, please make the following happen…

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Please do a Christopher Cross skit…I don’t know, I can’t explain, I just think, I mean have you seen Christopher (football jersey wearing, voice like an angel), it’s all there. They’re both musicians who play their guitars. There you have it. Do it. Spread the word.

Chris has lost considerable weight, but put it back on…and yeah, Christopher Cross baby.