Adam Sandler Movie Quote Matchup

Adam Sandler Movie Quote Matchup

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Warlock, the Techno-Alien

Name:
Adam Sandler Movie Match
Write the letter of the correct match next to each problem.
1. I thought we were watching Scooby Doo. a. Big Daddy
2. It’s a tie. That guy doesn’t count. He can’t even read. b. Little Nicky
3. You probably don’t remember me but I went to high school with you. And I, um, kinda gave you a hard time back then, and, uh, I did some things I thought were funny at the time, and realized they were just mean and stupid. And I just called to apologize and hope you forgive me. c. Happy Gilmore
4. Want me to wipe the leaves on your ficus tree…Pres…tone? d. The Wedding Singer
5. Left! Left! No, Left! e. Big Daddy
6. Hey, Peanut Butter Cups! f. Mr. Deeds
7. We win! Group hug in the shower tonight!… or not. Or not. g. Billy Madison
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Movie Acro-quote challenge 1

Movie Acro-quote challenge 1

Can you decipher the famous movie quote? The movie each corresponds too is listed below.

 

 

MTFBWY…A

YTTM? YTTM?

IBB.

HLV,B.

IGABFAT.

STTMTS.

TNPLH…TNPLH…TNPLH

TFISWTO.

TNM…IASS.

IEPOSLYFB. YEPOSFB?

MGYP!

YPBLAG!

IYBI,HWC.

 

Movie quote acronym challenge- STAR WARS, taxi driver, Terminator, T2, Star Wars (all of them), Aladdin, The Wizard of Oz, Star Wars, Star Wars, Happy Gilmore, Top Gun, The Sandlot, Field of Dreams

 

Fragrance of…would smell like

Fragrance

Adam Sandler- Bologna, hotdogs, and farts.

Andy Samberg- the same but with a hint of puke, and other secretions.

Russell Crowe- Grease, Kangaroo, and Beer soaked beard.

Harrison Ford- Chewbacca

Chewbacca- Samwell Tarly (seriously)

Angelina Jolie- Tea tree oil and old photographs

Sylvester Stallone- Turpentine, gunpowder, and spaghetti

Danny Devito- Wet dog, old orange soda, and a filet-o-fish

Jessica Alba- Every different fruit blended, subtly, and Irish Spring soap.

Lebron James- Tears and testosterone

Kevin James- Tears and mashed potatoes with gravy

James Worthy- Championship rings

Keanu Reeves- Eunagi, gunpowder, and incense

Michael Keegan- Chainwax and crispy socks

John Goodman- a wet football, deflated.

Kristen Bell- Idk. Milk and cookies?

Michael Keaton- Batman

Mark Hamill- Throat lozenges, Bactine, and old spice

Emily Blunt- Refrigerated eggs

Tom Cruise- Swamp water, fire, and blood. Interview With The Vampire, was a pretty good movie.

The Night of Devouring…part 1

“A beetle may or may not be inferior to a man – the matter awaits demonstration…”

‘Click’, ‘Click’, ‘Click’.
Oscar Dedmon clipped his nails over the rails of his front porch. Three clips a nail. The excised white clippings could freely spiral into the unkempt foliage below. Discarded nails would cover the brown leaves lying beneath the large bush of unknown phenotype. Other nails would boomerang away and return to the brick base of the porch railing. Some would be caught on the web covered leaves of the shrubs.
Over the years, many lonely years, the whole area below the porch appeared to be a hazy gray. Millions of nails littered the leaves, the ground, and the bricks. The freshest nails, upon closer inspection, could be seen stark white in comparison to the aging brown and gray counterparts. Some shards were actually hanging suspended in air, actually hanging from small unused spider webs. Some were being consumed.
The dense bush created a cool shaded damp area. Beneath the soil and rocks, and broken branches was a vast society of beetles, earwigs, and centipedes. The earth beneath the porch was teeming with shiny black bodies. Passersby would inevitably stop as their eyes would be caught by hundreds of overturned twigs, really beetles scurrying over in search of food. Often the bugs would find nourishment on the discarded dead skin of Oscar Dedmon.
Oscar was actually delighted by this behavior. He enjoyed watching the beetles carry away moldy nails, presumably to some underground burrow. He imagined the beetles and ants took the shards away and cultivated some sort of nutritional bacteria from them. Sometimes an earwig would munch away on a hangnail, or a centipede. This was his guiltless passion.

Name that Squad

Name that Squad

Khaleesi the cat was sure she knew the entire movie trivia from the 80’s on up, so Steve the dog, created a quiz for her to solve. He said he would eat her if she didn’t get at least 60% of the questions correct, and that he would maim her if she didn’t get above 80%, otherwise he would congratulate her and commend her for her knowledge of movie trivia.

Steve provided 20 teams, and 4 names of members of those teams. The names are presented in 4 lists that numerically align, i.e. #1 on each list matches a teammate on #1 of another list.  If Khaleesi can determine the team name from just the one name on the first list, she earns 4 points.  If Khalessi needs a name from the first two lists, she earns 3 points.  And so on, and so on… Help Khaleesi complete this quiz.

 

List A

1.     Billy
2.    Blane
3.    Shen
4.    Conway
5.    Flores
6.    Freedom
7.    Jefferson
8.    Jones
9.    Lachance
10.  Lassard
11.  Lynne Stone
12.  Metcalf
13.  Peck
14.  Porter
15.  Powers
16.  Stantz
17.  Taylor
18.  Vasquez
19.  Walden
20. Walsh

 

 

 

 

List B

1.     Mac
2.    Dale
3.    Wang
4.    Tyler
5.    Jenkins
6.    Killian
7.    Kane
8.    Blake
9.    Chambers
10.  Winslow
11.  Natalie
12.  Heatherly
13.  Smith
14.  Rodriguez
15.  Morris
16.  Zeddmore
17.  Donovan
18.  Hudson
19.  Altameyer
20. Devereaux

 

 

 

 

List C

1.     Dillon
2.    Steff McKee
3.    Burton
4.    Mendoza
5.    Ibanez
6.    Pyro
7.    Mack
8.    Rogers
9.    Duchamp
10.  Mahoney
11.  Maggie
12.  Kazansky
13.  Murdock
14.  Smalls
15.  Slater
16.  Spengler
17.  Vaughn
18.  Apone
19.  Ilario
20. Wang

 

 

List D

1.     Dutch
2.    Andie Walsh
3.    Lo Pan
4.    Bombay
5.    Rico
6.    Subzero
7.    Lattimer
8.    Dinkley
9.    Tessio
10.  Tackleberry
11.  Janey Glenn
12.  Mitchell
13.  Baracus
14.  Peffercorn
15.  Kapowski
16.  Venkman
17.  Mays-Hayes
18.  Hicks
19.  Monfriez
20. “Chunk”

 

Do the math yourself, jerk.